GREG GUTFELD: Elon Musk does all the pieces with the door open

Joyful Tuesday, everyone. , I actually have to say, that is one of the best looking audience we’ve had thus far. Yummy. There’s more tens than within the Christmas cards I give my staff. They smile a lot once they open it. But you people at home cannot see this audience. But trust me, it’s like taking a look at a sea of Larry Kudlow’s. The one man who could make sock garters sexy.

But speaking of wealthy people, let’s check in on Elon Musk, who may be one of the best tweeter since Trump. It began Sunday with Musk tweeting about Twitter being super slow in other countries. That is when a Twitter engineer called out the Musk tweet, adding, quote, “I actually have spent six years working on Twitter. I could say that is improper.” When someone identified you almost certainly shouldn’t call out your boss publicly, he kept going. And that is when Musk hit back, “He’s fired.”

Well, now, in case you don’t find that hilarious, you then’re not my friend and you’ve got never fired anyone who really deserves it. It’s why I had a trap door installed in my office and hired a contractor who could keep a secret. But when I tweeted about how I run this show, I’d probably be arrested, possibly for murder. In the event you guys had any idea what I spent on bleach and twine alone last month, and that is just on the interns who made eye contact.

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But for Musk, it only gets higher. On Sunday, he announced plans to finish free lunches at Twitter headquarters, saying the meals cost the corporate 13 million bucks a 12 months. That is still $2 million lower than “The View” spends on feeding Joy Behar. Hey, they don’t love Joy. The issue was nobody was coming to the office, and that was driving up the associated fee. They were throwing food away prefer it had been cooked by Kat.

But Musk making a sound business call made him much more evil. One Democrat activist wrote, quote, “He fired three fourths of the staff. Now he’s planning to starve the remaining of them.” Yeah, yeah. They’re all going to die because their bosses won’t cover their sushi. What lame-o’s? Here’s a tip. You wish a free lunch? Then, brown bag it, you losers. It’s what my staff does. It’s great. I just take a bite from each one in every of their sandwiches. I have never bought a lunch in years. All of them got hepatitis. 

And what does Elon find out about business, anyway? I mean, he’s just the world’s richest man. Unlike some unemployed 32-year old activist moaning on Twitter about food. The underside line, it’s great watching someone run an organization with full transparency. He does all the pieces with the door open. Like when Doocy uses the toilet on the plane. Much more, Musk is willing to ask seemingly obvious questions that nobody ever had the heart to ask. Does that remind you of anyone? Yeah. When Trump was in charge, he would query all the pieces from trade with China to the water pressure of showers.

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DONALD TRUMP: But how in regards to the shower? You go right into a shower and I actually have this beautiful head of hair. You switch on the water. Drip, drip, drip. And the water comes dripping out, just dripping out very quietly. So what do you do? You only stand there longer. You are taking a shower longer. Because my hair. I do not find out about you, nevertheless it must be perfect.

He feels like Joe talking about taking a leak. Oh. But no wonder Musk has taken Trump’s place because the Left’s top goal. The one difference is Musk cannot run for president, which might be an excellent thing for the Dems, because he’d probably win.

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 And speaking of the Dems, oddly, they’re obsessive about bringing Musk down, but they do not appear to care in regards to the Bitcoin bandit, Sam Bankman-Fried. The founding father of a crypto exchange called FTX, resigned last week after his company went belly up quicker than a five-year old’s goldfish. So why no concern over him? Why have not you heard of him until now? Well, he was Biden’s second biggest donor and pumped thousands and thousands into the Democratic Party. So imagine that coincidence.

Nevertheless it seems he used his crypto company to borrow real dollars that he couldn’t pay back. Reuters reported that between one and $2 billion of customer funds are gone, but not before the Dems spent $40 million of his money just in time for the midterms. Yeah, the timing is impeccable. Form of like vanishing a story on the Biden family before the 2020 election. , I’m sensing a pattern here. So now his company is under investigation for a scam that might make Bernie Madoff appear to be an Eagle Scout. And where is the media? Well, they suspended their skepticism when it was so obvious this guy’s a clown.

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NAS DAILY YOUTUBER: Sam shouldn’t be a standard billionaire because he believes within the concept of earn to offer.

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: Earning to offer is excited about which causes, which charity save probably the most lives per dollar.

NAS DAILY YOUTUBER: Next 12 months, he’s planning to donate $500 million a 12 months. And next decade, he’ll probably give away greater than $10 billion. And he’s funding all the pieces you possibly can consider. Global warming.

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: It’s one in every of the largest problems that we’ve to tackle together as a world. 

NAS DAILY YOUTUBER: COVID 19 preparedness.

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: We have now to be ready for the following pandemic.

NAS DAILY YOUTUBER: And after all, animal welfare.

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: Animals should live similar to we do. It is also why I’m vegan.

Dude. In the event you’re that wealthy, buy a bra. Oh, my God. Terrible. It is not body-shaming. I’m just concerned. Now, in case you imagine anything that fruitcake says, perhaps it’s best to lose all of your money. But he tricked all of them with the precise virtue signals. You’ve got heard them. The precise left-wing causes and all the precise money.

So will the media have any interest in digging further right into a story full of sex, drugs and corruption? Well, perhaps they need to read Harris Faulkner’s recent book. I need to speak about it, but who am I kidding? The media has about as much likelihood of covering that story as a belly shirt does Jerry Nadler’s navel.